Drinks the Good Stuff went to bed and left us alone… Mrs. Thong, Swears and Drinks and Cheap Sweet Wine. We were having a good time and thinking “She shouldn’t have left so soon,” and Catholic Moms Gone Wild was born.

For posterity, the Yahoo IM that launched an empire:

Re: Sound of Music — the Family von Trapp

Rating: Granny
(If you still wear your mommy’s panties, please exit immediately.)

Mrs. Thong: You didn’t know they were Catholic?

Swears and Drinks: NO!

Drinks the Good Stuff: You didn’t know they were Catholic?

Swears and Drinks: No. Dunno why not.

Drinks the Good Stuff: What kind of drugs are you doing!? MARIA was in a CONVENT. MOST women, not all, but MOST who are in convents are Catholic.

Mrs. Thong: Even I knew that.

Swears and Drinks: I had forgotten. Shit. And I have that movie memorized too.

Drinks the Good Stuff: The overwhelming majoritit. I’ll go looking for some exceptions for you.

Swears and Drinks: Convents + overwhelming majoritit =

Cheap Sweet Wine: I’m not drinking but majoritit is cracking me up.

Drinks the Good Stuff: Yes, well, you have been warned about typos.

Mrs. Thong: Can I find majoritit in the Catholic dictionary?

Drinks The Good Stuff: I think not — there are no tits in a convent. Only majortits.

Mrs. Thong: Is that a reference to the St. that had her breasts on the platter?

Swears and Drinks: HOWLING

Drinks the Good Stuff: I am sure that is Latin for something*.

*Major = Great(er)
Tit = Tit

“Awesome tits.”

An unspecified aquatic mammal has cleared up a little Latin difficulty. When asked, unspecified aquatic mammal said: Gives new meaning to the phrase “The hills are alive…

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Rating: Bikini

Drinks and Swears: We need pseudonyms though…
Cheap Sweet Wine: For all those double entendres, yes.
Drinks and Swears: [She] can be Mrs Drinks-A-Lot.

Drinks and Swears: I could be Mrs Swears-A-Bunch
Mrs. Thong: I can be Mz wets her pants from laughing
Drinks and Swears: Mrs Wets-R-Pants
Cheap Sweet Wine: That’s not sexxy.
Drinks and Swears: ROFL
Mrs. Thong: It might be to some……….

Drinks and Swears: Like Swears and Drinks is? Name another vice, I have plenty. Pick one. And we need one for [Cheap Sweet Wine].
Cheap Sweet Wine: It might be to some…hilarious!

Mrs. Thong: Mrs. Goody Goody.
Drinks and Swears: YES!
Cheap Sweet Wine: Now I ask you — is THAT sexy?
Drinks and Swears: Mrs Prissy Pants is sexy.

Cheap Sweet Wine: I can’t even imagine the entendre with that and not sure I want to. Maybe I am Miss Goody Goody.
Drinks and Swears: Yeah think so dear.
Mrs. Thong: Prissy Pants.

Cheap Sweet Wine: Oh I know… Cheap wine something.

Drinks and Swears: Sweet Cheap Wine.
Cheap Sweet Wine: That’s it.

Drinks and Swears: Mrs Cheap Drunk?
Mrs. Thong: Mrs. Arguing and Confused?
Cheap Sweet Wine: That’s not. :::stern look girl:::
Mrs. Thong: Sweet n’ Sour?

Cheap Sweet Wine: What are ya’ll’s handles? I like Swears and Drinks. Is that for T or A? Oh gosh. I just said T&A.

Drinks and Swears: Stop. I’m gonna pee my pants. Yep, Mrs. Wets Her Pants.

Cheap Sweet Wine: Sexy to some….

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The post rating system is a voluntary system. The ratings given by each author are intended to provide you with advance information so you can decide for yourself which entries are appropriate for reading.*

Granny
(If you still wear your mommy’s panties, please exit immediately.)

Bikini
(Mildly risqué, however Cheap Sweet Wine can type it without blushing.)

Thong
(If you think thongs are for feet, but could be convinced otherwise…give it a try.)

Commando
(The naked truth)

Brazilian
(We never should’ve said that!)

*And all in good fun, of course.