Drinks the Good Stuff went to bed and left us alone… Mrs. Thong, Swears and Drinks and Cheap Sweet Wine. We were having a good time and thinking “She shouldn’t have left so soon,” and Catholic Moms Gone Wild was born.
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Re: Sound of Music — the Family von Trapp
Rating: Granny
(If you still wear your mommy’s panties, please exit immediately.)
Mrs. Thong: You didn’t know they were Catholic?
Swears and Drinks: NO!
Drinks the Good Stuff: You didn’t know they were Catholic?
Swears and Drinks: No. Dunno why not.
Drinks the Good Stuff: What kind of drugs are you doing!? MARIA was in a CONVENT. MOST women, not all, but MOST who are in convents are Catholic.
Mrs. Thong: Even I knew that.
Swears and Drinks: I had forgotten. Shit. And I have that movie memorized too.
Drinks the Good Stuff: The overwhelming majoritit. I’ll go looking for some exceptions for you.
Swears and Drinks: Convents + overwhelming majoritit = 
Cheap Sweet Wine: I’m not drinking but majoritit is cracking me up.
Drinks the Good Stuff: Yes, well, you have been warned about typos.
Mrs. Thong: Can I find majoritit in the Catholic dictionary?
Drinks The Good Stuff: I think not — there are no tits in a convent. Only majortits.
Mrs. Thong: Is that a reference to the St. that had her breasts on the platter?
Swears and Drinks: HOWLING
Drinks the Good Stuff: I am sure that is Latin for something*.
*Major = Great(er)
Tit = Tit“Awesome tits.”
An unspecified aquatic mammal has cleared up a little Latin difficulty. When asked, unspecified aquatic mammal said: Gives new meaning to the phrase “The hills are alive…
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