Rating: Bikini

Cheap Sweet Wine tells QUITE the story. She told me that her eldest (Heartbreaker) had made these….well….rosaries for her youngest two (Sweet Stuff and Center of the Universe). The way she tells it they are just so gaudy and garish that you want to swing them from your hip like a streetwalker and you simply CAN’T use them to pray in public. (must be some GirlsRaisedInTheSouth thing) [insert sound track] bum da da dum da da dum. I said “What’s the matter you just add a Mary Magdalene medal and use them that way.”

Ahhh…..it turns out that Heartbreaker has a couple of important details that Cheap Sweet Wine left OUT of her rendition of the Mary Magdalene strut….I mean story. It seems that she was going to buy less sparkly (and cheaper) beads but Cheap Sweet Wine insisted on getting the “good stuff.”

At least it was the good stuff. Sweet Stuff and Center of the Universe still can’t use them to pray in public though. Not because they are too sparkly but because I can’t look at them without breaking into uncontrollable giggles.

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