Rating: Brazilian
So I was on the phone with a friend. (No I don’t do anything “real” with my life. Look at my avatar! Does that look like a woman that cleans house!?…if only…) And she mentioned reading a post on-line concerning the morality of “Brazilians” and she went to her husband and asked, “SO. If I got a Brazilian, would you find that attractive?” The answer? “Oh YEAH!…except….I wouldn’t like the idea that someone had done it. That’s MY territory.”
Now all we have to do is figure out a way to have ‘immaculate brazilians’ or would that be ‘v irgin brazilians’? Clearly a question for a day when I’ve had a glass of the good stuff.
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Laughing out loud. It’s like a day at the Spa for crying out loud. If I can do it, I know ya’ll can.
Immaculate brazilians. That’s hilarious!
My dear, if I am going to spend a day at the spa it is not going to be for something painful! Seaweed wraps, facials, hot rocks….no brazilians. Immaculate or otherwise.
Ladies, while I (and my hubby) think brazilians are the best thing since sliced bread, it is called personal hygiene because it is supposed to be PERSONAL. (As in, taken care of in private and not anywhere my hoo-ha is in danger of being secretly photographed by an evil waxer intent on extortion.) Buy. a. kit.
My dear, DTGS, if I’m going to spend the day at the spa, it’s going to pay off at the end of the day.
Mrs. Thong, you have officially lost your mind. A kit? Deranged lunatic.
CSW, not at all! In fact, here is a link for instructions for a DIY brazilian wax, complete with photos! We would rate the site at just a “Granny”, but even if you never plan to DIY, the blog entry is definately worth the visit.
ETA: on second thought…. maybe a THONG rating would be more appropriate>
Mrs. Thong, I must speak up as the resident sexpert. No. This is wrong, wrong, wrong. I am begging you. Do not try this at home. There are not enough drugs nor cheap sweet wine in all the world . . . Some things, love, we just hire out.
Laughing. I’m picturing my friend, who knows who she is, and I on our trip to the spa in the next few months. I can’t wait to ask her when we leave — would YOU do that to yourself? No my friend, you must not.
(I visited the site; a bit more earthy than I, but yes… informative. Thanks. But no. I will never be a DIYer.
It has been brought to my attention that not everyone (ahem) knows this……
So, consider this a public service announcement: If you are going to wax “down under”, buy a kit INTENDED for Brazillian or bikini waxing!
The ones for your legs… or your face (ahem) are a bad, bad, VERY BAD idea! You need the tool intended for the job.
Of course, I don’t know anyone who has made this mistake. (ahem)
Mrs. Thong, I just have to tell you that just reading those… helpful… instructions made me think a bite stick and a bottle of Tequila would be required just to get a newbie on the table. Merciful heavens.
You get tequila for this? Good tequila? Let me re-think this….nope. I’d still rather have seaweed wraps and hot rocks. I’m thinking of re-wording a phrase from a well known Gretchen Wilson song “I don’t need no Brazilian pain to make my man want me….”
Mrs. Thong, how kind of you to provide a public service announcement. I was thinking… isn’t that exactly what our whole site is?!?
Drinks and Swears, you are killing me. Honey, it’s going to be fine. But don’t forget the tequila.
Drinks the Good Stuff, touché.
Oh that we were all Mikimoto Woman though with a brilliant wit. Some of us are just left with what we do have and long red hair… Oh what’s a girl to do… Sigh.
And good tequila? You think I’d know the difference? They’re saving it for you, I’m sure.
You guys think I am bad? My sister DIY’s her Restylane.