Rating: Bikini
Swears and Drinks: Hey Ladies.
Cheap Sweet Wine: Hola.
Mrs. Thong: Hi!
S&D: This parish here… I bet there is NO WAY God would let us move here.
CSW: Now wait a minute. You’re not in Catholic mecca anymore are you? I’m not following.
S&D: Nope, we are in the city with perpetual adoration at the parish AND four hours of scheduled confession. Honey, I toured the church today. And talked to the head of the bulding committee which also happened to be my realtor and girl.friend. We ALL want to live here. Trust me on this.
Irish priest. VERY VERY conservative.
CSW: He’s just gonna move once you get there. Catholic karma.
S&D: He just got here within the last two years and LOVES it here.
CSW: So did *my* friend in C_____… sounding vaguely familiar…
S&D: Shut. up. (sob)
CSW: Grinning. He does sound excellent. I want him. (Can you say that about a priest?)
S&D: Well I just had to delete ‘I’d have his babies.”
MT: Laughing.
CSW: Oh. Man. That priest on the coke commercial. (CMGW). Be still my heart.
S&D: Laughing.
MT: That was funny! Father Whatawaste.
S&D/CSW: Rolling.
CSW: Hysterical, wasn’t it? Don’t ask me how many times I’ve watched it.
S&D: Seriously, small parish. Who would’a thunk it but un.real. parish. Seriously active. Honestly my best reaction is “I’m SO not worthy” to borrow a great line from a friend.
CSW: I am going downright quotable. People have been using purpose driven drinking. I have GOT to trademark that. Laughing. I‘m gonna put it on the forums.
MT/S&D: Laughing.
CSW: I don’t care if they trace my ass all the way back to CMGW.
S&D: LOLOL
MT: Speaking of CMGW….
CSW: Yes? Need an edit?
MT: Maybe a few details…?
CSW: I’m a dork. But… I don’t think it matters.
S&D: I love you to pieces, you change, I hunt you down.
MT: You have a gift for witty comedy.
CSW: I have a gift for putting my foot in my mouth. It works.
S&D: Not. (said the woman who said she’d pay money to see *CSW* in the room with the Pope a la GWB)
CSW: Every thing I say sounds like I’m asking you to sleep with me.
S&D/MT: Rolling.
CSW: We really *are* good friends.
S&D: What do I have to do (singing) to make you sleep with me… um… talk? Laughing.
S&D: One of the ladies tonight at dinner said ‘I love your stories, you are so animated.’
CSW: *What* were you eating?
S&D: Howling. I said “Thank you” and thought “You aren’t the first to say that.”
MT: Rolling.
S&D: Salad; praise God. She has no. i.dea.
CSW: I am so laughing out loud.
S&D: You want ANIMATED? Got Indian?
MT: Meg Ryan. When Harry Met Sally.
CSW: Totally enjoy that scene.
MT: One of the best scenes of all time.
S&D: Absolutely.
CSW: How do you think I learned to fake … inhaling?
S&D/MT: Laughing!
MT: Thought you didn’t need to fake. Grin.
— Salacious bits removed to protect much loved husbands –
Yeah, “If you have to ask, baby, I didn’t have one.”
No. kidding. It doesn’t HAVE to happen all the time.
No, it doesn’t. But if it’s a pattern, DO. Something.
Although someone said something recently about if you couldn’t do so and so for 20 minutes (talking about sex) like that was a minimum and I didn’t say anything but I was thinking DAMN 20 whole minutes? Man I wanna be YOU when I grow up.
I can honestly say I’ve never faked one. I figure if I do he won’t try any harder than he is.
Hilarious.
Sex for 20 minutes? Is that what they were saying?
Yeah or foreplay or something …
Catholic Church and my peak? It’s been ….
You GO girl.
DO NOT count your money in front of a poor man.
I am howling.
Well, when I do get it…it is GOOD…. but that is just because it is been so long, I can’t remember enough to compare.
HOWLING
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