Sense of humor required. Listen. We’re really just traditional Catholic moms who enjoy chatting over the Internet or phone with a glass of wine in hand. Keep your wits about you and roll with it. Besides, if you don’t like our opinions, we don’t really care…our give a damn’s busted.
Cheap Sweet Wine: Former Miss Southern State High who, try as she might not to, prefers cheap sweet wine. Seriously. “Candidate for the Vatican’s 2007 Hot Convert Award, trying to persuade the judges that she’s virtuous without being dull, vivacious without being heretical, and pro-family without being pro-horizontal-hucklebuck-for-pleasure.”
Current Anthem: Drunker Than Me ….
Current Motto: Pretty Southern girls should be able to get compliments with a bare minimum of effort.
Swears and Drinks: Former Rodeo Queen Runner-up (If only I’d sold tickets… I HATE selling things door to door…) who learned to like the Good Stuff from… well… who else. As for the swearin’, there are just times when no other word will do. Keep your motorcycle toots, gimme a quarter horse any day.
Current Anthem: My Give A Damn’s Busted
Motto: The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits.
Drinks the Good Stuff: My primary function in life is to corrupt my friends while maintaining an aura of perfect innocence. This was NOT my idea and they just roped me in thankyouverymuch. I would really like to have my belly-button pierced but I will NOT wear a thong.
Current Anthem: When God Fearin’ Women Get The Blues (I got a Mustang…it’ll do 80….)
Current Motto: Have any money? I’ll help you spend it.
Mrs. Thong: Formerly non-menopausal, this garden girl wears it like she means it! I am just along for the ride here and laughing my butt off all the way. These reprobates are a bad influence on me but I love it. They can share whatever bottle of wine they like, I’ll be having a Margarita. Now if I can just get them each of them to really try a good thong……
Current Anthem: How Do You Like Me Now?
Current Motto: A word to the wise ain’t necessary – it’s the stupid ones that need the advice.
