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Rating: Granny’s Church Panties.
(Exit immediately if you don’t ever struggle with just wanting to KNOW a few things.)

When it comes to plenary indulgences, don’t you wish we had some kind of installed “attachment to sin meter” so you knew just how close you came to qualifying? Seriously. Red for….well perhaps I’ve encountered one too many heretics lately and I’m really low on charity. Fantasizing about gasoline, a match, and a BIG pile of green wood? Yellow for the mundane ordinary temptations like looking at your children and wondering if you should let them live until dinner. Or maybe sell just one of them into slavery? (Don’t you think it would make the other ones shape up?) Green for when you just spent about six hours in Adoration and you’re looking forward to Mass in a couple of hours. I think that would be handy. I know my husband would like it. “Do not mess with me honey. My meter is red and the charity tank doesn’t even have fumes left.” Then at least I would know how partial my plenary indulgence is.

And no. You may not see my meter.

Rating: Bikini

Cheap Sweet Wine tells QUITE the story. She told me that her eldest (Heartbreaker) had made these….well….rosaries for her youngest two (Sweet Stuff and Center of the Universe). The way she tells it they are just so gaudy and garish that you want to swing them from your hip like a streetwalker and you simply CAN’T use them to pray in public. (must be some GirlsRaisedInTheSouth thing) [insert sound track] bum da da dum da da dum. I said “What’s the matter you just add a Mary Magdalene medal and use them that way.”

Ahhh…..it turns out that Heartbreaker has a couple of important details that Cheap Sweet Wine left OUT of her rendition of the Mary Magdalene strut….I mean story. It seems that she was going to buy less sparkly (and cheaper) beads but Cheap Sweet Wine insisted on getting the “good stuff.”

At least it was the good stuff. Sweet Stuff and Center of the Universe still can’t use them to pray in public though. Not because they are too sparkly but because I can’t look at them without breaking into uncontrollable giggles.

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Granny
(If you still wear your mommy’s panties, please exit immediately.)

Bikini
(Mildly risqué, however Cheap Sweet Wine can type it without blushing.)

Thong
(If you think thongs are for feet, but could be convinced otherwise…give it a try.)

Commando
(The naked truth)

Brazilian
(We never should’ve said that!)

*And all in good fun, of course.